Boy Band yaaaaah! Heili Geiliiii

Simple blacks and whites are the bread and butter of men's fashion. But really? How monotonous can you get?
Rhetorical question...

Everyone of these blokes look like they belong in a trout pouting boy band but hey, the chicks digg it and I am a little jealous of their fringe(s). The trims on their jacket does well to break of the monotone and highlights where one ends and the other begins. So mayhaps take a leaf out of their books, crazy Newtown kids.

The Nine-to-Five Fringe

I love my fringe. Not only is it a big fuck you to the classic short-haired, clean shaven epithet of the 'man', its also utilitarian. On more than one occasion, I've found it a blessing that it blocks out the sun on my lazy eye. Mmmmm, I'm a little self absorbed..but what of it?

So dark and mysterious?? No?..oh...

"Say Steven, Whatcha doing?"
Oh nm..just Chuck Bassing...yes, I used his last name as a verb.

Some new age fun with a vintage feel?

I'm pretty fucking hipster

Factorie Jeans with Jean Paul Gaultier denim shirt. I'm pretty anti-hipster but fuck me dead if this photo isn't rad.

Not many peeps can pull off "I'm chuck Bass", *Squint*.. But I reckon I do a fair job.
Jacket by Ralph Lauren.
Farage bow tie and Rhodes & Beckett pocket square.

Boutonnière from my neighbour's garden.

Scarf seem familiar? Bitch please, season 1 episode 8 of Gossip Girl, go figure.